Holy shit I did it. Just booked a 17-day trip (two weeks plus travel days) to AUSTRALIA!!!

Holy shit I did it. Just booked a 17-day trip (two weeks plus travel days) to AUSTRALIA!!!

Obviously. #gross #groceries #sign #fail #nyc #Brooklyn #BK

Obviously. #gross #groceries #sign #fail #nyc #Brooklyn #BK

Thai-spiced watermelon soup with crab meat. The appetizer was watermelon salad… Made both and still have half left! #winning 

#dinner #Thai #watermelon #soup #spicy #hot #yummy #delicious #crab #cilantro #lemongrass #food

Thai-spiced watermelon soup with crab meat. The appetizer was watermelon salad… Made both and still have half left! #winning

#dinner #Thai #watermelon #soup #spicy #hot #yummy #delicious #crab #cilantro #lemongrass #food

I’m dead. #masturbation #masturbate #stop #stopit #stopitnow #jimmywhatareyoudoinginthere #yourfathersaysthiswillhelp #joke #funny #dead #spreadeagle

I’m dead. #masturbation #masturbate #stop #stopit #stopitnow #jimmywhatareyoudoinginthere #yourfathersaysthiswillhelp #joke #funny #dead #spreadeagle

25 hour champagne diet… waiting for the train and secretly drinking champagne from a water bottle. This must be how #winning feels. Happy Sunday ya’ll! #sundayfunday

25 hour champagne diet… waiting for the train and secretly drinking champagne from a water bottle. This must be how #winning feels. Happy Sunday ya’ll! #sundayfunday

Oh you know, just another Saturday afternoon in the City. #thebronx #bronx #horsebackriding #bronxequestriancenter #almostpro #horses #DioneTheJockey

Oh you know, just another Saturday afternoon in the City. #thebronx #bronx #horsebackriding #bronxequestriancenter #almostpro #horses #DioneTheJockey

Holy shit, Bronx! #thebronx #whoknew #cityisland #nyc

Holy shit, Bronx! #thebronx #whoknew #cityisland #nyc

@faisonanne you inspired me! Chocolate chip cookies with “hidden” Oreo centers at my July 4th Fireworks viewing party!! Used Double Stuf and Limited Edition Peanut Butter Oreos. #cookies #oreos #doublestuf #doublestuffed #peanutbutter #yum #yummy #sweets #dessert #America #mrrca

@faisonanne you inspired me! Chocolate chip cookies with “hidden” Oreo centers at my July 4th Fireworks viewing party!! Used Double Stuf and Limited Edition Peanut Butter Oreos. #cookies #oreos #doublestuf #doublestuffed #peanutbutter #yum #yummy #sweets #dessert #America #mrrca

Happy hump day, ya’ll!!! #guesswhatdayitis #Wednesday #humpday #geico #camel #funny #commercial #shortweek

Happy hump day, ya’ll!!! #guesswhatdayitis #Wednesday #humpday #geico #camel #funny #commercial #shortweek

This is why I don’t eat street meat. This guy is changing in his food cart. #nyc #tiny #apartment #streetmeat #foodcart #changing #yum #skinflakes #wouldyoulikechesthairwiththat #yuck #Gross

This is why I don’t eat street meat. This guy is changing in his food cart. #nyc #tiny #apartment #streetmeat #foodcart #changing #yum #skinflakes #wouldyoulikechesthairwiththat #yuck #Gross